Teach: Tony Danza
Friday, Oct. 1 (A&E)
Series Debut: Tony Danza (yes, the Tony Danza of Taxi and Who’s the Boss?) teaches 10th grade English at an inner-city Philadelphia high school as the reality cameras roll—because why do anything if you can’t sell it as a cable series? If TLC’s sucktastic Sister Wives hadn’t already debuted last week, Teach would qualify as the worst idea for a reality show since, well, the entirety of VH1’s post-2005 programming. Seriously, they couldn’t get Coolio for this?
Sunday, Oct. 3 (Fox)
Season Premiere: After last Sunday’s utterly, painfully laugh-free season premiere of Family Guy, now is the time for American Dad to deliver—the future of Fox’s Seth MacFarlane Sunday can’t rest on The Cleveland Show … please, please, please not The Cleveland Show. Last season, American Dad consistently matched the comic high notes of classic Family Guy in its prime and then some; the post-apocalyptic “Rapture’s Delight” in particular was as brilliant as anything in Fox’s comedy lineage, animated or otherwise. Tonight’s season premiere and 100th episode isn’t quite up there (a Cannonball Run tribute? WTF?), but it still beats everything else on the Animation Domination block.
Tuesday, Oct. 5 (SyFy)
Return: SyFy had originally scheduled the second half Caprica’s first season to resume in January 2011, nearly 10 months later. Ten. Months. Not that you haven’t already forgotten what’s going on: Set 58 years before the gloomy-Gus Battlestar Galactica, Caprica is a world drunk on wealth, technology and fedoras. Tech mogul Daniel Graystone (Eric Stoltz) has developed the hardware for Cylons (the “toasters” that will eventually rise up against mankind), but his teen daughter Zoe (Alessandra Torresani) figured out how instill consciousness—before she was killed in a monotheist terrorist attack, and now exists only as a digital avatar. As Season 1.5 opens, Graystone fights to get his company back by (almost) any means necessary, but the cliffhanging fates of wife Amanda (Paula Malcomson) and Zoe aren’t revealed until the final moments. They’re intriguing—though not 10 months intriguing.