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Eight more federal lawsuits Utah plans to launch after the glorious defeat of ObamaCare.

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Eight more federal lawsuits Utah plans to launch after the glorious defeat of ObamaCare:

8. Utah v. The BCS (probably true, actually)

7. Utah v. Turn Signals

6. Utah v. Coors Light Cold- Activated Labels

5. Utah v. Vegan Anything

4. Utah v. Waiting Periods for Guns, Conception

3. Utah v. Term Limits, Buffet Limits

2. Utah v. Spanish, Other Non- American Languages

1. Utah v. Baby Killers, Uppity Women, Snarky List-Makers, et al

Bill Frost:

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