True TV | Warm Buzz: You’re already sick of the networks'here’s what’s coming on cable
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DVDAcapulco H.E.A.T.
The complete fucking series! Finally! The best TV show about international spies based in a tropical resort ever! All this, and Fabio! MillCreekEnt.com
Good Girl, Bad Girl
Twin sisters’ lives collide in the action thriller that answers the question, “So I guess everything else is rented out, then?” MaverickEntertainment.cc
Grizzly Rage
Dumb teens (like there’s any other kind) go camping and get ripped to shreds by a big-ass grizzly bear. Ah, nature … GeniusProducts.com
The Hottie & The Nottie
Paris Hilton helps a homely teen and gets ripped to shreds by a grizzly bear. Not really, but that would have been a better movie. GeniusProducts.com
Teeth
A high school virgin discovers that her vagina has teeth! And you know dumb boys are just going to stick things in there anyway … WeinsteinCo.com
That Girl: Season 1, Vol. 1
In case you already bought the full first season two years ago but would rather just have the first half … What was the point here? ShoutFactory.com
More New DVD Releases (May 6)
Bewitched: Season 6, Crossing Jordan: Season 1, Delirious, For One More Day, The 4400: Season 4, I’m Not There, Over Her Dead Body, Steel City
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Good Morning Agrestic
Can’t wait for Season 4 of Weeds on Showtime? Well, you’ll still have to—but Sho.com’s fake public-access series Good Morning Agrestic (on “channel 420,” natch) might divert your attention. The cheesy interviews with the suburb’s residents—except for conspicuously absent marijuana MILF Mary-Louise Parker—are pretty damned funny … if you’re in the “correct” frame of mind.
Listen to Bill Mondays at 8 a.m. on X96’s Radio From Hell. Grizzly bear blogging at BillFrost.tv.
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