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Finish Line
Imagine The Fast & The Furious with a NASCAR angle, an illegal arms-trading subplot and Scott freakin’ Baio (!) as the cigar-chompin’ millionaire crime boss running the whole show! Need I even mention the young driver working as an FBI mole and boinking the boss’ hot daughter? RHITV.com
Funny Games
Michael Haneke re-brings the ultra-violence in a remake of his 1997 Australian psychological thriller, now starring Naomi Watts and Tim Roth as a couple tortured by yuppie pricks (really, who hasn’t been?). There’s also a Deep Message about violence as entertainment. Sorry. WarnerBros.com
The Other Boleyn Girl
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman (and Eric Bana … zzz … oh, dozed off) star in the umpteenth retelling of King Henry VIII’s historical threesome, with lush cinematography, lush costumes and lush bosoms heaving out of same. Sony.com
Witless Protection
The Oscar-snubbed tour de force starring Larry the Cable Guy (as a redneck sheriff!) and Jenny McCarthy (as … a brunette!) inadvertently involved in FBI intrigue and metropolitan high society. If you see only one sleeveless comedy this year, make it Witless Protection! Ouch … Lionsgate.com
More New DVD Releases (June 10)
7th Heaven: Season 6, The Boondocks: Season 2, The Bucket List, City of Vice, Hawaii Five-O: Season 4, John Adams, Jumper, My Boys: Season 1, The Odd Couple: Season 4, Sidekick
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