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To the Bicycle Thief 

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This message is to the dishonest person who stole my wife’s bike from our apartment, locked up on the bottom of our stairs at 300 East and 500 South. Why the crap would you steal a bike? It makes no sense. One of the pedals is missing, so good luck. The seat is a little messed up.

Keep this in mind: “Though shall not steal.” So have fun in hell.

If you would like to return it, please do. I would appreciate it. I guess I shouldn’t trust anyone downtown; I should have had it up in our apartment.

Nathan Ariotti
Salt Lake City

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