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Eight possible defendingutah.org headlines (spot the wacky, Ocho-fied fakes!)

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8. “Best Friends Animal Society: Saving Animals or Satanic Church?”
7. “State GOP Elites Admit They’re the Utah Illuminati.”
6. “‘Womens Day’ in Salt Lake Has Strong Ties to Communist Movement.”
5. “Immigration Being Used to Change the Culture.”
4. “Legislators from Across the U.S. Meet in Salt Lake to Destroy the Constitution.”
3. “Count My Vote: Conspiracy for Utah’s Surrender.”
2. “Utah Actually Stopped Abortions Until This Happened.”
1. “Mike Lee Needs Your Help. ”

* They’re all real.

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