8. “Now With Fewer Crazy Killer Bearsnn
7. “It’s Like Nevada'Without the Gambling, Whores and Proximity to Californiann
6. “All of Your MySpace Friends Are Here … Losernn
5. “Their Liquor Stores Are Way Too Big and Confusingnn
4. “Sunstroke & Melanoma: Now More Treatable Than Evernn
3. “See the Sights of Big Love … Minus Some of the Polygsnn
2. “Airplanes Are Dangerous and Only Pussies Drive Hybridsnn
1. “One Pitcher of Margaritas Awaynn