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Eight signs that it’s summer once again in Utah:


8. Dudes are wearing the same shorts they wore all winter, just accessorized with a new hoodie.


7. Xeriscaping suddenly makes so much sense again: “Hey, this is a desert!nn

6. Rocky Anderson fires another round of employees. Only it’s warmer outside.


5. Local TV news anchors’ tans are downgraded from Freakish Orange to Burnt Sienna.


4. Your office attire that was “skimpy” and “whore-ish” all winter has somehow become “summery” and “cute.nn

3. Super Dell arrests for paragliding, Capitol building base-jumping and X-treme yachting spike on the police blotter.


2. Drinking margaritas on the front porch all day is now considered festive, not sad.


1. The annual drama of City Weekly’s hottest employees gracing the cover of the Summer Guide and making the rest feel inferior and homely is back!

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