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Thanks for Nothin'

Eight things you just don't want to hear from family this Thanksgiving.

Justice League Assemble!

Eight team members conveniently left out of the new Justice League movie.

Tinfoil Hat-Trick

Eight possible headlines (spot the wacky, Ocho-fied fakes!)

Time to Kill

8 ways to spend that extra hour when Daylight Saving Time ends.
Watch a whole episode of "Fox & Friends" and realize futility of life.

Sugar Shock

Eight Halloween candies, explained.
Tootsie Rolls: Lego turds

Rocky Times

Eight more things Rocky Anderson could apologize for besides endorsing SLC Mayor Jackie Biskupski.
Continually inflicting jazz upon the citizens of Salt Lake City.

Killer Pods

Eight top-trending podcasts right now.
The FedEx Man Rings Once

Spooky Utah

Eight scare-filled local Halloween attractions for the budget-minded.
St. George's Dixie Dungeon of the Confederate Dead.

Urban Scrounge

Eight under-construction Salt Lake City apartment developments you might still be able to afford but probably not.
Hellmouth Village at 666 West

The Wrath of Con

Eight least-anticipated panels at this weekend's Salt Lake Comic Con.
"Marvel vs. DC: So You've Wasted Your Life on This—Now What?"

The Notorious H.R.C.

Eight other titles considered for Hillary Clinton's new book, What Happened.
Weakened at Bernie's


Eight reasons the 2017 summer movie season tanked:
The Mummy: Graphic sex scenes between Tom Cruise and himself didn’t play well anywhere.

August, Out

Eight handy excuses for not having accomplished a damned thing in August.
"Yeah ... well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Winter is Bummin'

Eight shocking revelations to come in Sunday's Game of Thrones season finale.
Closing scene: Fade to long-absent Direwolf Ghost just chilling and watching Rick & Morty.

Sun's Out, Guns Out

Eight things to know before watching the solar eclipse on Monday.
If your Spotify “Solar Eclipse” playlist includes Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” but not Iron Maiden’s “Total Eclipse,” you’re doing it wrong.

F****** Movies!

Eight most popular movies currently available through VidAngel.
Fifty S****** of Grey

20 Years of Adequacy

Eight hottest stories Bill Frost was chasing as a new City Weekly staffer in August 1997.
"There Will Never, Ever, Ever Be a President Worse Than Bill Clinton"

Mess o' Congress

Eight critical analyses of Utah's 3rd Congressional District candidates running to replace Jason Chaffetz.
Joe Buchman, Pros: Libertarian. Academic. Cons: Preaches self-governance, non-violence and other crazy shit.


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