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Eight New Year enrollment incentives and classes being offered by local gyms:

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8. Complimentary protein/vodka shakes

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7. Happy-ending Pilates

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6. Wheatgrass hookahs

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5. Tele-cycling

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4. Free XXXL yoga pants labeled Small

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3. Spiritual strength training

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2. Combination tanning/liposuction beds

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1. CardioNap™

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