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nEight reasons you didn’t go out on New Year’s Eve:


8. Nothing goes with this damned electronic ankle bracelet.
n7. Had to guard home against roving bands of zombies (Ogden only).
n6. Couldn’t tear self away from City Weekly’s fascinating Year in Preview 2009.
n5. Busy backing up computer files in event of underreported Y2K9 Bug.
n4. Didn’t want to show up drunk at first AA meeting of the New Year … again.
n3. Thought The Rapture was coming. Turns out it was just gas.
n2. DJing exclusive party at home for five cats and 44 Facebook friends.
n1. Couldn’t buy enough NyQuil to get through First Night.

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