8. “Every Day Really Is Like Sunday”
7. “Hairdresser on Paxil”
6. “We Hate It When Our Friends Become Inactive”
5. “How Soon is Lunch?”
4. “The Last of the Famous International Polygamist Leaders”
3. “You Have Kelled Me”
2. “Big Gulp Strikes Again”
1. “Girlfriend in a Corn Maze”