Eight headlines yet to come in the ongoing Texas polygamists saga:
8. “Not all Mormons are polygamous: A new 136-part series.”
7. “Report: Teen FLDS girls seen partying with Lindsay Lohan.”
6. “Are you a potential prophet or cult leader? Take our quiz.”
5. “HBO to speed Big Love production: ‘We are sooo screwed.’”
4. “KSL/Deseret News poll: Most Utahns barely tolerate one wife.”
3. “Former polygamist wife-turned-author on Texas raid: Ka-ching!”
2. “Reader Advocate: Yes, our FLDS coverage is fucking awesome.”
1. “Seriously: LDS and FLDS are two totally different things! Get over it!”