Eight more threats from Polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs against accusers besides “sickness and death”:
8. “Pestilence and a Ke$ha box set.”
7. “Terrors and a locked Windows Vista system.”
6. “Grief and a mandatory company picnic.”
5. “Disease and a Bachelor Pad season pass on Tivo.”
4. “Famine and a P.F. Chang’s gift card.”
3. “Boils and an iPhone 3G (AT&T service).”
2. “Sorrow and free tickets to Dane Cook.”
1. “Warts and a lifetime subscription to The Ocho.”