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8 texting acronyms every parent should know

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8. CNN ("Mom's watching a news report on teen texting—LOL!")

7. LMIRL ("Let's meet in Red Lobster.")

6. SHART ("I got food poisoning at Red Lobster.")

5. (R) ("Are you down for sex with a Republican senator?")

4. 8> ("Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'")

3. NCIS ("Can't talk right now, Mark Harmon is in the room.")

2. 520 ("Forgot about Daylight Saving Time—still wanna get high?")

1. OCHO ("You're not even trying, are you?")

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