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Eight soon-to-be-discontinued sodas thanks to America’s soft-drink slump:

8. Mountain Dew Xtreme Okra

7. Aspartame Unregulated Throwback Chill

6. Mello Yello Game of Thrones® Dragon Piss

5. Dr. Pepper No Longer Accepts Your Healthcare Plan Cherry

4. Barq’s Root Beer ‘n’ Bacon Bits

3. 7-Up … just 7-Up

2. Beets by Dr. Dre

1. Diet Coke With Advil

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