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Eight prize purses to be awarded in lieu of money at this weekend’s Salt Lake City Marathon:

8. Three tacos for 99 cents at Del Taco on Highland (Tuesday only).

7. Paid lifetime membership to the private club of your choice.

6. This like-new 1993 Ford Festiva! One owner! Cassette deck included!

5. Ultra Premium advance registration for next year’s marathon (cash only).

4. The last case of Zima in the DABC warehouse.

3. Dinner with SLC Marathon owner Chris Devine. Dutch.

2. Second Place: Appearing on KSL Newsradio with Grant & Amanda.

1. First Place: Not appearing on KSL Newsradio with Grant & Amanda.

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