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8. Not vanquishing proven
imbecile Sean Hannity in that
idiotic debate 10 years ago.
7. Continually inflicting jazz
upon the citizens of Salt Lake City.
6. Not dismantling the DABC
after Brewvies’ Deadpool victory.
5. His 2012 presidential campaign—
like just any narcissist can
run to be Commander in Chief.
4. Walking back statements
comparing the LDS church to the
Taliban.
3. Conceding the war on disposable water bottles to Big Plastic.
2. Again, the Salt Lake City
Jazz Festival. Together, we can
eradicate jazz music in our lifetime.
1. Opting out of a third term,
which led to mundane mayors
Ralph Becker and Biskupski. It’s
Utah; you’re supposed to cling to
office until you’re dead.