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8. “Is your smart TV spying on
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attention, Gladys.”
7. “Building a wall around Sugar
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6. “You voted, we listened: Meteorologist
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5. “Coming up: Which elderly
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4. “Hook, Line & Blinker: Are
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3. “The Final Solution: The
Mayor’s new green initiative for
composting the homeless, tonight
at 9.”
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right after this.”
1. “How will the American Health
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