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Eight holiday-themed services being offered by State Street prostitutes this season.

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Eight holiday-themed services being offered by State Street prostitutes this season:

8. “A Charlie Brown-and-Around Christmas” ($20)

7. “Frosting the Snowman” ($25)

6. “The Extra-Virgin Mary” ($35)

5. “The Stocking Stuffer” ($40)

4. “Tinkle All the Way” ($44)

3. “The Charles Dickens” ($50)

2.
“The North Pole Steamer,” aka “The Dirty Santa” ($55)

1. “The Nutcracker” ($75)

Bill Frost


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