Eight holiday-themed services being offered by State Street prostitutes this season:
8. “A Charlie Brown-and-Around Christmas” ($20)
7. “Frosting the Snowman” ($25)
6. “The Extra-Virgin Mary” ($35)
5. “The Stocking Stuffer” ($40)
4. “Tinkle All the Way” ($44)
3. “The Charles Dickens” ($50)
2. “The North Pole Steamer,” aka “The Dirty Santa” ($55)
1. “The Nutcracker” ($75)
Bill Frost
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