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Eight headlines already written in advance of Tuesday’s presidential election outcome:
8. “Obama Wins 2nd Term Despite Prayer, Fasting, Prophecy” (KSL)
7. “Romney Wins; Antichrist Vanquished” (Deseret News)
6. “Fatal Coastal Levels of Smugness Reported in Wake of Obama Re-Election (Huffington Post)
5. “President Romney: Now Let’s Learn to Live With That” (Fox News)
4. “Four More Years for Barack; Maybe 4 More Months for This Network” (MSNBC)
3. “‘Mittens’ No Longer Tops Tabby Names” (Cat Fancy)
2. “Trib Endorsement Secures Obama Victory” (The Salt Lake Tribune)
1. “Salt Lake City Weekly Announces 4 More Years of Vaguely Similar ‘Deep End’ Columns About ‘Mit(t)’ ” (Liberal Media Journal)
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