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Eight signs your child was brainwashed by Barack Obama´s school speech on Tuesday.
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
Eight signs your child was brainwashed by Barack Obama´s school speech on Tuesday:
8. Instead of asking "Where's his birth certificate?" he asks, "Where's your high school diploma?"
7. She's full of impossible ideas like a "career" and having fewer than eight babies.
6. He's exhibiting socialist tendencies, like sharing and playing with toy fire trucks.
5. She dares to ask over dinner, "What if Obama's not the Antichrist? Can we turn the basement bunker into a playroom?"
4. Instead of wanting to go to soccer practice Saturday morning, he asks "So, where's the local farmers' market?"
3. She switches the car radio from Radio Disney to NPR or, worse, jazz.
2. He's demanding universal health care for his new ferret, which he's named "Snarl Marx."
1. She quotes Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow more than Jesus and Sean Hannity.
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