Obama & Utah | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Obama & Utah 

8 reasons President Obama is visiting Utah, according to local talk radio

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge news_ocho1-1.jpg

8. To check on progress of chemtrails re: turning population into Muslims.

7. To confiscate your guns, gold and Twinkie rations.

6. To inspect secret concentration camps that will house patriots and Mike Lee.

5. To destroy last remaining genealogical records of his birth on Mars.

4. To film travel footage for his new reality show, Keeping Up With the Antichrist.

3. To announce his third term: "Obama 2016: The Mandate of Fate."

2. To declare everything west of Magna a national park.

1. Had to see actual Mitt Romney voters for himself.

Pin It
Favorite

Tags:

More by Bill Frost

  • Available Jones

    Eight great achievements by Utah Gov. Gary Herbert during eight years in office.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Get Happy!

    Happy! brings the weirdness to Syfy; Fuller House further erodes 'Merica.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Thanks for Nothin'

    Eight things you just don't want to hear from family this Thanksgiving.
    • Nov 22, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Available Jones

    Eight great achievements by Utah Gov. Gary Herbert during eight years in office.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Thanks for Nothin'

    Eight things you just don't want to hear from family this Thanksgiving.
    • Nov 22, 2017
  • Justice League Assemble!

    Eight team members conveniently left out of the new Justice League movie.
    • Nov 15, 2017
  • More »

Comments (7)

Showing 1-7 of 7

Add a comment

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-7 of 7

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • Suck It, 2016

    Eight tired phrases to leave behind in 2016 (and their 2017 replacements):
    • Dec 28, 2016
  • The Porn Identity

    Eight adult films that triggered Utah Sen. Todd Weiler to sue for damages:
    • Jan 11, 2017

© 2018 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation