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Mother's Day Gifts 

Eight least-popular Mother’s Day gifts for 2010.

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8. Full-year subscription to Box Wine Spectator magazine.

7. Our Lil’ Bastard child-DNA tester from SkyMall.

6. Use of the TV remote (10 a.m.-10 p.m. Sunday, May 9, only).

5. Ed Hardy for Moms $75 gift card.

4. The Complete Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD box set.

3. Front-row tickets to Glenn Beck’s American Revival tour at EnergySolutions Arena.

2. Pre-approved application to appear on ABC’s Wife Swap.

1. CougarGrip 5000 home vaginal-rejuvenation kit from QVC.

Bill Frost:


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