Miss Nueve 2016 | The Nueve | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Miss Nueve 2016 

Nine other pageants we'd like to see:

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge news_thenueve1-1.jpg
9. Mr. Anything but a Bagpipe: Best busker in SLC.
8. Lungs Of Steel Pageant: Most impressive inversion-induced ailment (Sponsored by Wasatch Steel).
7. The Speak Easiest Pageant: Most pretentious new restaurant in the city.
6. Mr. You-Know-There's-Change-in-Your-Bag-Somewhere: The search for downtown's pushiest panhandler.
5. The "I really hope there's an open sewer nearby" pageant: SLC's smelliest street corners on display for all to smell.
4. Miss Swift Lake City: Best T. Swift lookalike at City Creek.
3. Fattest Cat Pageant: The richest folks with the fattest felines.
2. Mr. Misdirection: Utah's vaguest PR spokesperson.

1. Inner Beauty Pageant: Utah's most "They're cuter in person" Facebook friend.

Pin It
Favorite

Tags:

More by Mason Rodrickc

  • Brew Period

    Nine new brews to try this year.
    • Aug 24, 2016
  • State, the Obvious

    Nine sights you can't miss on State Street:
    • Aug 17, 2016
  • Arts & Craps

    Nine items not available at this weekend's Craft Lake City (or will they be?):
    • Aug 10, 2016
  • More »

More by Michelle Larson

  • Brew Period

    Nine new brews to try this year.
    • Aug 24, 2016
  • State, the Obvious

    Nine sights you can't miss on State Street:
    • Aug 17, 2016
  • Arts & Craps

    Nine items not available at this weekend's Craft Lake City (or will they be?):
    • Aug 10, 2016
  • More »

Latest in The Nueve

  • Brew Period

    Nine new brews to try this year.
    • Aug 24, 2016
  • State, the Obvious

    Nine sights you can't miss on State Street:
    • Aug 17, 2016
  • Arts & Craps

    Nine items not available at this weekend's Craft Lake City (or will they be?):
    • Aug 10, 2016
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation