March Ocho-ness
8 college basketball teams that don't actually exist (adjust your NCAA March Madness brackets accordingly)
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
8. Alabama Evolutionists
7. Cal State Compton Ice Cubes
6. Cleveland Steamers
5. NorthSouthern WolfOwls
4. DeVry Graduates
3. Colorado Fightin' 420s
2. Sedona Dreamcatchers
1. Dixie State Homogeneous, Universally Inoffensive Mascots
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