Eight terrible (or brilliant) male stripper names:
8. Hot Karl
7. Max Assmaster III
6. Derl
5. Fred Garvin: Male Stripper
4. Magik Johnson
3. Tad Phlaccid
2. Zack the Propeller Sack Attack
1. John Swallow (see also: Drag Queen Names)
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