Makin' Memorial Memories
8 fun Memorial Day Weekend activities for bored, childless couples
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
Eight fun Memorial Day Weekend activities for bored, childless couples:
8. “The outlet mall again, Janet? Don’t you already have enough jeans that don’t fit?”
7. “Oh, take me to that superhero movie for a fifth time—because that’s what grown men do, Jeff.”
6. “We could go to Military Appreciation Night at the ballpark … if you didn’t hate America.”
5. “I’d love to visit the farmers market … if only you could stop staring at those braless hippie girls at the Turnip the Volume stand.”
4. “The water park sounds like a good time. Well, for humans who don’t combust in sunlight.”
3. “How about a wine tasting? You could pretend to know the difference between a cab and a malbec like a goddamned big shot.”
2. “Netflix?”
1. “Redbox.”
Twitter: @Bill_Frost
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