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Sen. Valentine is out to kill the Utah liquor business. If you had a Utah business, where would you relocate?
Rachel Scott: I would move right into the heart of Zion! I would park my street cart right out in front of the Church Office Building and sell nothing but “special” Jell-O.
James Canterbury: I would relocate to my “Celestial Kingdom.”
Erik Daenitz: I wouldn’t relocate. I’d just go Boardwalk Empire on ’em.
Eric Peterson: If I had a viable Utah business, I would assume it would be one that conformed with the values of the people and culture surrounding it. So If I was forced to move it, I would go somewhere with similar values ... say, Saudi Arabia or Pakistan.
Rachel Piper: England. All my skills are in dying industries, but in the U.K. they still respect stuff like printed newspapers, bookshops and spinster detectives.
Kolbie Stonehocker: The Internet.
Jeff Reese: I would never give up! Never! It is seriously pathetic that since he can’t take the drink out of our hands, he will just wage war on productive tax-paying businesses. What happened to live and let live?
Dan Nailen: Elko, Nevada. Still close enough to SLC to visit, with the added bonus of in-house gambling.
Pete Saltas: I like Utah. Can we relocate Sen. Valentine instead?
Jerre Wroble: Thailand, to operate an elephant-riding business. After years of having Utah’s trumpeting elephants on my back, it would be a nice change.
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