Lake Effect | On a Roll | News | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Lake Effect | On a Roll 

Pin It
Favorite
art6562widea.jpg

Utah is brimming with corporate goodwill this week now that Procter & Gamble has agreed to help eliminate some problems Box Elder County has with unsightly foliage and wildlife. For $85 million of corporate welfare, the asswipe giant agreed to obscure views of all those pesky plants and bunnies by constructing a shiny new toilet-paper factory.

It can’t be a coincidence, then, that recently a reader named Tony alerted us to some copy appearing on P&G’s Charmin packaging that reads: “Choose the Right Charmin for You.”

We can only conclude that this is P&G’s way of trumpeting its profitable venture inside the Zion Curtain by developing a new, CTR-themed variety of Charmin suitable for the most discerning of Utah bottoms.

Pin It
Favorite

Tags:

More by Brandon Burt

Latest in News

  • Retailer Rebirth

    Sears is gone, but its land could help transform a neighborhood just a few blocks from downtown.
    • Feb 20, 2019
  • Bikes, Scooters and Cars, Oh My!

    Dockless bicycles add new wrinkle to device-sharing transportation model.
    • Feb 13, 2019
  • Golden Ticket

    Inside the local connection that helped put Utah on the craft chocolate map. Hint: It's the Mormons.
    • Feb 6, 2019
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • Inmate Blues

    Lifers at the Utah State Prison find sanctuary through music.
    • Jul 5, 2017
  • Hear Them Roar

    West High Panthers confront demons and soar at season-opener game.
    • Aug 23, 2017

© 2019 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation