LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
According to Hawaiian
mythology, the soul leaves the body during the night to seek the
adventures known as dreams. The place of departure and re-entry is the
“soul pit” (lua’uhane), which is located in the tear duct of the
eye. During the next few nights, I’d love for you to send your soul
flying out through your soul pit for some daring exploits that will
revitalize your lust for life. Take your backlog of stored-up tears
along with you, and pour them down like rain on the secret garden you’ve
been neglecting. The garden will respond to the downpour with a big
growth spurt.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
A woman I know
was invited to a party where she would get the chance to meet her
favorite musician, psychedelic folk artist Devendra Banhart. On her last
look in the mirror before heading out the door, she decided that the
small pimple on her chin was unacceptable, and gave it a squeeze. Wrong
move. After it popped, it looked worse. She panicked. More squeezing
ensued, accompanied by moaning and howling. Soon the tiny blemish had
evolved into a major conflagration. Fifteen minutes later, defeated and
in tears, she was nibbling chocolate in bed, unable to bring herself to
face her hero with her flagrant new wound showing. The moral of the
story, as far as you’re concerned: Leave your tiny blemish alone.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
In the upcoming
science fiction movie The Adjustment Bureau, Matt Damon plays a
politician with big ambitions. Everything’s going his way until he falls
in love with a dancer. Then the representatives of a mysterious group
intervene in his life, warning him that he’ll never achieve his dreams
if he stays with her. “We are the people who make sure things happen
according to plan,” they say. “We monitor the entire world.” I’m happy
to inform you, Libra, that this scenario is utterly make-believe. There
is no “Adjustment Bureau,” on earth or in heaven. It is true, however,
that if you don’t have a master plan, then your destiny is more likely
to be shaped by your conditioning and by other people’s master plans. So
get working! This is an excellent time to either formulate a master
plan or refine the one you have.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
The United
States is the planet’s major player in terms of political, economic, and
military clout. China is rising fast as a competitor in those three
arenas, but lags far behind in a fourth: “soft power,” or cultural
influence. The rest of the world finds America’s style, entertainment,
art, and ideas far more attractive than China’s. As you enter a phase
that will be favorable for enhancing your own leverage and authority,
Scorpio, I suggest you put the emphasis on wielding “soft power.” You’ll
accomplish more by charming people with your intelligence than by
trying to push them or manipulate them.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
I think it
would be healthy for you to wander out to a frontier and explore a
boundary. You might even want to re-examine a taboo you haven’t
questioned in a while and tinker with a formula you thought you’d never
change. I suspect that you would also learn a lot from gently pushing
against a limit you’ve come to believe is permanent. Having said all
that, I’m cautious about advising you to go further. If you get urges to
actually transgress the boundary and break the taboo and smash through
the limit, please do lots of due diligence. Know exactly what you’re
getting into and what the consequences might be.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
When mobs
stage political demonstrations in Pakistan’s biggest cities, they make
sure that some of their signs are written in English. That way their
protests are more likely to be filmed by news media like CNN and shown
to American audiences. Take a cue from that trick as you plan your
actions, Capricorn. It won’t be enough merely to say what you want to
say and be who you want to be; you should tailor your messages to people
who have the power to actually change what needs to be changed.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
I’m putting out
a call to the rebel in your heart—not the cranky, vindictive rebel in
your mind, but the joyful, yearning rebel in your heart. I am asking
this tender renegade to rise up against narcissistic behavior wherever
you find it. Don’t shout it down or try to shame it, though; rather,
work around it through outrageous displays of empathy and radical acts
of compassion and feisty outbreaks of wild kindness. Your job, according
to my analysis of the astrological omens, is to be a one-person
wrecking crew devoted to smashing the boring inertia of egotism with
your zealous concern for the good of all.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
As the economic
recovery lags, many frustrated job-seekers have decided to stop waiting
around to be saved; they’re taking matters into their own hands. As a
result, entrepreneurship is thriving. I suggest you catch that spirit.
In fact, I advocate a mass entrepreneurial uprising among Pisceans in
the coming months. Even if you’re already employed, it’ll be prime time
for you to create your own perfect gig, carve out your own special
niche, or dream up a role that is designed for your unique talents.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
If there were such a
thing as the Queen of Heaven—a living Goddess whose presence both
calmed and excited you, a numinous female magician who lit up your
longing to see life as it really is—and if this Queen of Heaven came to
be with you right now, what would you say? Would you ask her to help
you, and if so, how? Would you seek an answer to the most important
question in your life? Would you spill every secret and tell every story
you’ve ever wanted to share, and trust that she’d be able to see the
totality of who you really are? I advise you to do this imaginative
exercise sometime soon. The time has come for you to receive a blessing
from the highest expression of feminine power.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
What’s up with
your best friends? I mean, what’s really going on for them in the big
scheme of things? According to my astrological intuition, at least one
of your good buddies is at a turning point in his or her long-range
cycle, and could really use the deep reflection and catalytic help that
you might provide. Try this exercise: Put aside all your ideas about who
your close allies are, and simply try to see the world as if looking
out of their eyes. After you’ve done that, imagine how you could offer
yourself to them as a brain-booster and heart-strengthener; brainstorm
about how you might blend your life force with theirs so as to empower
them to see further than they can by themselves.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
In my
astrological opinion, you should pay special attention to whatever’s
embryonic in your life. You should rouse the smartest part of your
capacity for love and direct it with high-beam intensity toward
burgeoning possibilities that have recently germinated. There may come a
time later in the process when you’ll need to impose discipline and
order on your growing things, but that’s not what’s called for now. Be
extravagant in your nurturing. Don’t scrimp on generosity and
beneficence. Have fun overflowing with profusions of life-giving care.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Revenge fantasies would pollute your consciousness. I advise you to repress them. Wallowing in resentment would have an equally deleterious effect. Don’t you dare give that emotion a foothold. On the other hand, fantasies of experiencing pleasure and joy, even if they’re escapist illusions, will tonify and invigorate your awareness. I recommend that you indulge in them at great length, unleashing your imagination to explore a variety of blissful scenarios in tremendous detail and with ingenious flourishes. In fact, as your part-time soul doctor, I can’t think of anything else that would be more beneficial to your physical and mental health.
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