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Hillary vs. Utah 

8 presidential candidates who would receive more votes in Utah than Hillary Clinton in 2016

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8. (Bill) Clinton

7. Whichever Bush is running

6. Rubio/Cruz, no matter how ethnic it sounds

5. Rand Paul's wig

4. What's-his-name from House of Cards

3. What's-her-name from Veep

2. Zombie Reagan

1. Baptized-for-the-Dead Zombie Reagan

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