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Groundhog Daze 

Nine more things we can automate using animals like Punxsutawney Phil, the easily startled groundhog.

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9. Dizzy beagle: Republican nomination.

8. Blindfolded eagle: Democratic nomination.

7. Over-indulgent pug: six more weeks of summer.

6. Spooked cat: certain apocalypse.

5. Forgetful bear: six more weeks of fall.

4. Weevils in your pantry: six more weeks of spring.

3. Hedgehog dipped in ink: next season's fashion trends.

2. Brutally honest koala: date night outfits .

1. Grumpy seagull: Biskupski's department heads.

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