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Governor Jon Huntsman Jr. Replacements 

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Eight better choices to replace Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr. than Lt. Gov. Gary Herbert:

8. Former Gov. Olene Walker: “Tanned, rested and almost ready.”

7. Caller No. 5 when you hear the new Dave Matthews track.

6. A duplicate model of PeterCorroonBot 3000.

5. Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko: “He could probably finish a term.”

4. Whoever can beat Huntsman in a synthesizer battle down at the crossroads.

3. Deedee Corradini. City Weekly could really use it.

2. The holder of the golden ticket found in a Taco Time burrito.

1. Any white male Mormon Republican will do.

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