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8 positive notes on the otherwise dismal Utah Jazz 2013-14 season so far

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Eight positive notes on the otherwise dismal Utah Jazz 2013-14 season so far:

8. Local sports writers and broadcasters still have jobs, and several new synonyms for “choke.”

7. (For sports broadcasters: a synonym is another word with the same meaning, not a snack.)

6. The Jazz Bear is now 30 days sober.

5. Worse atrocities than Jazz games happen at EnergySolutions Arena. Related: Lady Antebellum tickets are on sale now.

4. Remember when they beat the Pelicans? And we all had a laugh over a team called the Pelicans? Good times.

3. This rebuilding season is even more rebuilding-er than the last rebuilding season.

2. Update: The Jazz Bear will be one day sober sometime tomorrow.

1. The majority of Utahns believe in miracles. And multiple heavens—but focus on the miracles.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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