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ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Since authoring the book Brazen Careerist: The New Rules for Success, Penelope Trunk has written a blog that offers further advice. Recently she wrote about a subject I’d love for you to think about: mentors. You’re in a phase when you have a heightened knack for identifying and attracting and learning from the guides you need. Here’s one of Trunk’s most crucial points: To take maximum advantage of your teachers, ask them what questions you should be asking them. Don’t assume you always know what you need to find out. (You can read Trunk’s post at TinyURL.com/5ofj9x.)

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
“Woodsman Claims: ‘Lady Bigfoot Kept Me as Her Love Slave!’“ That was the headline of a report in the Weekly World News. In addition to providing fascinating details about the man’s captivity, the article also had a helpful section on the jobs most likely to get someone kidnapped by a female sasquatch. They included lumberjack, surveyor, landscape artist, and ornithologist. In my astrological opinion, that list should be amended, at least for the next few weeks, to note that Taurus lumberjacks, surveyors, landscape artists, and ornithologists are especially susceptible. Why do I say that? Because according to my projections, many of you Tauruses will be swept up in or profoundly influenced by powerful feminine energy.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
“The truth is always more interesting that your preconception of what it might be,” says author Steven Levy. Journalists “should not have the stories written out in their heads before they report them. Preconceptions can blind you to the full, rich human reality that awaits you when you actually listen to your subjects and approach the material with an open mind.” I think that’s an excellent strategy to use even if you’re not a journalist—and especially for you right now, while you’re in a phase when the healing shock of the new is available everywhere you go.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Whatever you do, Cancerian, don’t open the door of that closet that hasn’t been opened in years. Don’t poke your nose into the funny business that has been going on behind the scenes. Don’t peek inside Pandora’s other box, or pick the fruit of temptation off the tree of knowledge, or rush in, like a trusting fool, where angels fear to tread. Don’t do any of these controversial, forbidden things, my dear Crab—unless you want to risk embarking on some enigmatic, elemental, enlightening adventures.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
I happen to like The Bees Made Honey in the Lion’s Skull, a CD by sludge rockers Earth. But I’m not urging you to get a copy of it so much as I’m suggesting that you carry out a metaphorical equivalent of what the album’s title describes. This is a perfect time for you to create something sweet in a situation that once scared the sleep out of you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
In the ancient text known as the Sutra of Forty-Two Chapters, the Buddha is quoted as saying, “My doctrine is to think the thought that is unthinkable, to practice the deed that is unperformable, to speak the speech that is inexpressible, and to be trained in the discipline that is beyond discipline.” Those happen to be your tough assignments in the coming week, Virgo. You will actually have a good chance at succeeding if you refuse to be excessively sober and serious in your approach. The more fun you have and the more playful your style is, the greater the likelihood is that you will pull off subtle yet spectacular feats that may seem impossible to more no-nonsense people.

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