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Free Will Astrology | Jan. 10-16 

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(March 21-April 19)
“My calling hasn’t called yet,” wrote Rennie, an Aries reader from Austin. “Please, Rob, say a prayer to all the applicable gods and angels, asking them to do whatever it takes to make sure that I am at home when it finally does.” I’ve got good news for Rennie. Many Aries who have never before had a hint about their calling will be able to gather many clues in 2008. Meanwhile, those of your tribe who have already found their higher purpose will be evolving it to a much deeper level. To help ensure that all the magic unfolds, I have unleashed a fist-pumping prayer to the goddess of mission plans, urging her to invite you Rams to claim the empowering joy that comes from being united with your source code.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
The longest waves on the planet unfurl in the place where the Atlantic Ocean flows into the mouth of the Amazon River. The phenomenon is called the “pororoca” (from a word meaning “tumultuous noise”), and has become a favorite challenge for surfers. In 2003, a Brazilian daredevil named Picuruta Salazar rode a single wave for 37 minutes, gliding and plowing for almost eight miles. Judging from your current astrological omens, Taurus, I’d say that’s an apt metaphor for the kind of wave you now have the chance to jump on. If you choose to give it a whirl, don’t plan for a short sweet burst of adrenaline. Be ready for a long, rollicking balancing act.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
This is a very favorable time to discover what has been hidden from you, to strip away disguises, and to penetrate to the real story that has been buried by the official propaganda. You’re also likely to generate luck if you go in search of buried treasure, lost keys, and missing links. To help you achieve success in these noble if sometimes stealthy goals, keep in mind the advice of inventor George Washington Carver: “Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Mirrors can be powerful tools and useful symbols for you in the coming days. When is the last time you gazed serenely into your own eyes for at least ten minutes? Try it! If you’re brave, go on from there: Actually talk to the interesting creature you see reflected back at you. Ask questions. Give advice. Sing songs. And if you’re even braver, move on to the next project: Bring a friend or loved one to the mirror, and converse with each other’s images. Tell each other the kinds of raw, shimmering truths that can only be revealed in a mirror.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
At the Plow & Hearth stores, you can buy realistic boulders “to disguise your yard problems.” These gigantic plastic monstrosities, which sell for $90, are hollow inside and fit right over the pipes, holes, and other eyesores you want to hide. In the coming days, Leo, you might want to consider acquiring a metaphorical version of this item. There’s a big old messy place in your kingdom that seems to be getting bigger and messier. It’s high time to either conceal it or clean it up.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The U.K. newspaper The Independent reports that avid reader Mark Bastable consumed the collected works of D.H. Lawrence and found “not a single laugh, not a wry chuckle, not even a quiet grin in the entire po-faced oeuvre.” If that’s true, I say we put an asterisk on the covers of his books, similar to the mark that will go on the home run record of the allegedly steroid-enhanced baseball star Barry Bonds. In D.H.’s case, the asterisk will denote that he won a place in the literature hall of fame despite having never expressed the second-most essential human emotion. In any case, Virgo, don’t you dare read Lawrence in the next four weeks. You need to be surrounded by influences that will encourage you to look for humor and amusement in every single thing you do.

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