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8 nicknames for the spring flood

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Eight media-approved nicknames for the potential/impending spring flood:

8. “Not-an-Avalanche 2011”

7. “Slightly Less Dangerous Raging Waters”

6. “Slightly Less Dull 2012, Minus John Cusack”

5. “Wet Threat ‘11”

4. “Splashtastrophe: In 3-D”

3. “Damp Scam 2011: Flood Hoax”

2. “The Great State Street Juggalo Wash”

1. “Clusterflood ‘11”

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