Eight probable Deseret “News” headlines over Pride Festival 2014 weekend in SLC:
8. “Downtown Salt Lake City Closed for Remodeling, Stay Away”
7. “David Archuleta: Still Straight”
6. “What Every Parent Should Know About the Tony Awards”
5. “Report: D-News Circulation Higher Among Hetero Readers Than Tribune ”
4. “My Daughter Wears Flannel and Spends Her Weekends at Home Depot—Help!”
3. “How Missionaries Beat Off Same-Sex Attraction”
2. “A Father’s Courage: ‘My Son Rollerblades … and That’s OK”
1. “Study: Homosexuality Can Be Cured Through Prayer, Medium-Voltage Shocks”
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