Concession-Speech Quotes
Eight concession-speech sound bites you'll hear from losers in the Nov. 2 elections.
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
Eight concession-speech sound bites you'll hear from losers in the Nov. 2 elections:
8. “My opponent ran an honorable campaign … for a goat-molesting douchebag.”
7. “I’m looking forward to getting back to all of the prescription drugs I’ve been neglecting for months.”
6. “So I bought this goddamned suit for nothing?!”
5. “Perhaps spending my entire ad budget on a 600-watt AM radio station owned by a local militia group was ill-advised.”
4. “My family and I will be taking a road trip in the Winnebago we now call home.”
3. “%uFFFDPor qué no aprendí yo inglés? Pendejo!”
2. “You know what? We’re going to continue the honk-and-waves until you socialist bastards reverse this.”
1. “We, the Democratic Party of Utah, would like to apologize once again …”
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