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Candidate me, please?
Nine candidates the GOP would prefer over Donald Trump at this point
By Michelle Larson and Mason Rodrickc
Nine candidates the GOP would prefer over Donald Trump at this point:
9. A dried-up ham sandwich found on the sidewalk.8. Sarah Palin, with the promise that she'll never go off-script.
7. Obama Pt. 3.
6. Parole videos of Charles Manson.
5. YouTube clips of people coming out of anesthesia.
4. A 40-foot-tall Minion plush.
3. Two kids in a trench coat.
2. Randy "Macho Man" Savage from 1987.
1. "Hey, you! Naked stranger hiding in the bushes. Yeah, you, what's your name? Wanna be our candidate?"
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