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Brian David Mitchell & Orrin Hatch 

Eight eerie similarities between accused kidnapper Brian David Mitchell and Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch.

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Eight eerie similarities between accused kidnapper Brian David Mitchell and Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch:

8. Brian David Mitchell sings religious songs that annoy courtrooms; Orrin Hatch writes and records religious songs that annoy everyone.

7. Mitchell seems to be preoccupied with young girls; Hatch seems to be preoccupied with young girls' reproductive rights.

6. Mitchell's book is a self-aggrandizing memoir that´s been read by dozens; Hatch's book is a self-aggrandizing memoir that´s been read by hundreds.

5. Mitchell believes marriage should be between a man and several women; Hatch doesn't not believe marriage should be between a man and several women.

4. Mitchell is not allowed shoelaces; Hatch only wears loafers.

3. Mitchell was featured on America's Most Wanted; Hatch is still waiting for a reply from America's Got Talent.

2. Mitchell believes he'll battle the Antichrist; Hatch believes he'll battle President Antichrist.

1. Mitchell's competency has been in question for weeks; Hatch's competency has been in question for decades.

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