Speaking of horrible music: Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers return to Camp Rock to, like, camp, and rock—until rival Camp Star across the lake gets all up in their grills! Now, it’s a showdown to the death on live TV! Or something. (Disney)
The season where pretend spy Chuck becomes a “real” spy, gains “real” spy skills (via the Intersect program in his brain) and starts nailing Sarah as her “real” boyfriend and eating a whole lotta “real” Subway sandwiches. Really. (Warner Bros.)
Ashton Kutcher is an international spy/assassin who decides to retire after meeting and marrying Katherine Heigl. If you buy all of that, Killers ain’t a bad romantic action-comedy. Of course, you don’t, so just wait for Knight & Day. (Lionsgate)
A 60-second Saturday Night Live skit stretched into a 90-minute movie—what could possibly go wrong? Special op MacGruber (Will Forte) is out to stop his archnemesis (Val Kilmer) from blowing up the world, or at least Camp Rock. (Universal)
More New DVD Releases (Sept. 7)
Criminal Minds: Season 5, The Exploding Girl, Less Than Perfect: Season 1, Megadeth: Rust In Peace, The Norm Show: The Complete Series, The Office: Season 6, Skins: Vol. 3, Smallville: Season 9, Solitary Man, Supernatural: Season 5