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Big Love’s Bill Henrickson is now a Utah state senator. Any advice? 

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Big Love’s Bill Henrickson is now a Utah state senator. Any advice?

Julie Erickson: Share the love!

Jesse Fruhwirth: Pay your dues for a year or two then switch over to lobbying. That way the corporate payouts you receive no longer need to be washed through PACs and what-not before you spend it on a cruise.

Paula Saltas: He needs a fourth wife, but don’t look at me. I can’t cook or clean, and I don’t look good in plaid dresses.

Bill Frost: He needs an extra wife, maybe something in an Enid Greene.

Derek Carlisle: Lose the wives and buy up some prosties. You’re a senator now. Start acting like one.

Susan Kruithof: I’m going with X96’s Kerry Jackson. Tax Jell-O. That will give you all of the education money you need.

Lia Pretorious: I watch very little TV, and usually it’s either the news or Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert making fun of the news. No Big Love. Besides, I have the real thing living in my neighborhood anyway, so why watch it on TV?

Ted Scheffler: Big Love is still on the air? You’re kidding, right? Sorry, but I’m still catching up on Seinfeld episodes.

Jerre Wroble: Three Vs will keep you right with Heavenly Father and see you through all this: Vitamins, Vicodin and Viagra.

Josh Loftin: I still haven’t finished Season 3 of Big Love, so hopefully this whole rumored Senate campaign doesn’t get in the way of Bill’s pursuit of a fourth wife. That does happen, right?

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