Big Love: The Real End | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly
DONATE

Big Love: The Real End 

Eight ways HBO’s Big Love should have ended.

Pin It
Favorite
art13528widea.jpg

Eight ways HBO’s Big Love should have ended: 

8. Sen. Bill Henrickson convinces the state of Utah to legalize polygamy; series continues as CBS sitcom Three & a Half Wives.

7. Juniper Creek prophet Roman Grant returns with an army of prairie-dress zombies.

6. Closeted Alby Grant comes out and establishes the Church of Latter-Gay Saints; series continues as Alby, Damn! on Logo.

5. Both versions of Henrickson daughter “Teeny” meet, tearing a hole in the time-space continuum.

4. Henrickson son Ben marries Heather, Rhonda and Margene; series continues as 84070 on The CW.

3. Barb Henrickson and sister wife Nicki Grant open a chain of polygamist-friendly buffet restaurants in Bill’s abandoned Home Plus stores.

2. Henrickson daughter Sarah and husband Scott move to New Mexico and start a meth lab/diner; series continues as AMC drama Breaking Fast.

1. Bill gets randomly shot down in the street … by Utah’s new Official State Gun!

Pin It
Favorite

More by Bill Frost

  • Get Happy!

    Happy! brings the weirdness to Syfy; Fuller House further erodes 'Merica.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Available Jones

    Eight great achievements by Utah Gov. Gary Herbert during eight years in office.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Thanks for Nothin'

    Eight things you just don't want to hear from family this Thanksgiving.
    • Nov 22, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Available Jones

    Eight great achievements by Utah Gov. Gary Herbert during eight years in office.
    • Nov 29, 2017
  • Thanks for Nothin'

    Eight things you just don't want to hear from family this Thanksgiving.
    • Nov 22, 2017
  • Justice League Assemble!

    Eight team members conveniently left out of the new Justice League movie.
    • Nov 15, 2017
  • More »

© 2021 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation