Eight hashtags to use when tweeting from City Weekly’s #UtahBeerFest this Saturday:
8. #WheresTheShockTop
7. #SpilledBeerThanksObama
6. #SkippingChurchTomorrow
5. #NotDrunkBy315RipOff
4. #PeeingAgain
3. #YOLOFUBAR
2. #IrrelevantComparisonToGreatAmericanBeerFestival
1. #Beernado