Angels & Demons Tom Hanks loses the mullet just in time to save the Catholic Church from another imaginary force, the Illuminati. Based on another crap novel from crap author Dan Brown; co-starring Ayelet Zurer as the obligatory Hot Scientist … Ayelet? Sony.com |
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Funny People A comedian with terminal disease (Adam Sandler) hires an assistant (Seth Rogan) for some reason, then gets over it and decides to reunite with his ex-girlfriend (Leslie Mann) and go for What Truly Matters. Yes, it’s a comedy. NBCUni.com |
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Robodoc National Lampoon’s send-up of the healthcare system, starring Alan Thicke, David Faustino, Corin Nemec, John Byner (!), Michael Winslow (!!) and others who had careers in the ‘80s, plus several naked skanks. RobodocTheMovie.com |
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The Terrorist Next Door Kathleen Robertson and Michael Ironsides star in the true-ish story of the Millennium Bomber, who attempted to blow up LAX in 1999. Possibly the best Canadian TV movie about the Millennium Bomber ever produced. MonarchVideo.com |
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The Witches Hammer A dead woman (Claudia Colter) is reanimated by a secret government agency and turned into a sexy supervampire to kill other vampires using deadly kung-fu and deadlier leather pants. It’s like Blade and Underworld, shot for $100. MTIVideo.com |
More New DVD Releases (Nov. 24)
Beverly Hills 90210: Season 8, Beyonce: I Am Yours, Four Christmases, Janky Promoters, Larry the Cable Guy’s Hulapalooza Christmas Luau, Law & Order Criminal Intent: Season 4, Melrose Place: Season 5, Shorts, Toi & Moi