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David Cordyceps 
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What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

Updated on March 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM

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Re: “From Russia With Love

Semyon recommends this place for business meetings, because you can see what tattoos a man has. Come on, we have a lot to cover. Let's cook.

Posted by David Cordyceps on 08/24/2018 at 10:30 AM

Re: “‘Less Hurt’

All of these kids look like betas or trannys. They all need some serious TRT therapy (1000mg per week test enanth.), maybe throw in some HGH and the Bill Starr 5x5 program.

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Posted by David Cordyceps on 08/24/2018 at 10:26 AM

Re: “Herding Cats

I remember when City Weekly used to have in depth investigative pieces of importance.

Posted by David Cordyceps on 07/03/2018 at 11:31 AM

Re: “Make American Presidents Impeachable Again

President Trump will not be impeached. It's time to get over this wishful thinking and develop a real strategy to beat him in 2020.

Posted by David Cordyceps on 07/03/2018 at 11:30 AM

Re: “Tamales, Tortas and Tires

Alex, wait three months and follow the plan I'm about to lay out for you, the Senoritas will be all over you.
Step 1: 1000 Mg test/week
Step 2: 250 grams protein, 150 grams carbs/day
Step 3: Bill Starr 5x5 program
Step 4: Rogaine your beard area twice daily
Step 5: Return to Victor's 3 months later, walk in and say "Odelay Guey! I'm here for the pinche tamales!" Make sure you are flexing in a most muscular pose while saying this. You'll be fighting the Cholas off of you and who doesn't love sassy Mexican broads?

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Posted by David Cordyceps on 07/03/2018 at 11:27 AM

Re: “True Liars

No one wants to be Greek.

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Posted by David Cordyceps on 04/09/2018 at 1:48 PM

Re: “Dabakis Is Leaving the Building

Jim was always ok in my book. I used to run a sporting goods repair shop and Jim and his lover Jack Tors brought in their tennis ball machine. Apparently they had boiled potatoes and were shooting them at one another through the tennis ball machine and Jim was hurt pretty bad. Long story I fixed the tennis ball machine and they were extremely happy.

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Posted by David Cordyceps on 04/09/2018 at 1:46 PM

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