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My beard and I have an arrangement. I will break the machine and save America, and the beard will tame itself. It's a harmonious and beautiful agreement.
Re: “Mess o' Congress”
My beard and I have an arrangement. I will break the machine and save America, and the beard will tame itself. It's a harmonious and beautiful agreement.