30 Rock, Fringe, My Cat From Hell, Almighty Thor, Stargate Universe
Finales, bad kitties, knockoffs and space castaways.
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
Thursday, May 5 (NBC)
Season Finale: Lost in all of the NBC hype over Steve Carell’s departure from The Office (which was handled nicely, but there are still three episodes left—now what?) and karaoke catastrophe The Voice (which feels more like an infomercial for some cut-rate Canadian band camp every week) is the season finale of 30 Rock, the net’s most critically revered/audience-shunned series. Maybe viewers don’t like being told over and over again by the media intelligentsia that they’re slack-jawed morons for not watching 30 Rock (they are); maybe it’s too “inside” and “meta” for anyone outside of said media intelligentsia to appreciate (it is); maybe it’s the off-putting size of Alec Baldwin’s head (it’s huuuge). But 30 Rock is totally relatable to the common folk: In tonight’s Season 5 finale, Liz’s (Tina Fey) summer vacation in the Hamptons is ruined when Tracy (Tracy Morgan) moves into the condo next door. Never mind—go back to The Mentalist.
Fringe
Friday, May 6 (Fox)
Season Finale: Speaking of shows with more critical love than actual viewers: Fringe
has admirably refused to dumb down its dizzying alternate-universe
twists this season—despite being moved to Fridays, the TV black hole
where sci-fi goes to die (unless, oddly enough, it’s on Syfy). If Fox
hadn’t picked Fringe up for a fourth season this fall, tonight’s
Season 3 closer could have been a series finale—it’s titled “The Day We
Died,” and all signs point to the final showdown between This Universe
and the slightly skewed That Universe (biggest differences: Over there,
the Statue of Liberty is bronze, and MTV plays music videos) ending
badly for both sides. Not to mention, “a beloved cast member meets an
untimely demise.” Sorry, anyone who’s not Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson or
John Noble.
My Cat From Hell
Saturday, May 7 (Animal Planet)
Series Debut: Further proof that everyone is going to get their own reality show at some point: “Cat behaviorist” Jackson Galaxy (actual name, far as you know) “brings his unique understanding of cats to desperate families on the verge of giving up on their furry companions,” like pussies that break up relationships and even send owners to the hospital. Now, I’m no feline profiler like this tattooed assclown, but, with a minor amount of common-sense tweaking, this show could be re-imagined as My Brand-New Cat That’s Not at the Bottom of a Lake Because He Was Being a Total Dick. You’re welcome, Animal Planet.
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Almighty Thor
Saturday, May 7 (Syfy)
One day after the premiere of Marvel’s sure-to-be-blockbuster Thor movie, Syfy presents Almighty Thor, shot for a fraction of a fraction of the budget and starring a nondescript blond twink (Cody Deal) in the title role. If that isn’t enticing enough, Almighty Thor also stars ’rassler Kevin “Big Sexy” Nash as Odin and … wait for it … Richard Grieco (21 Jump Street, Booker and more straight-to-video sleaze-gems than all Baldwin brothers combined) as villain Loki. Just saved you $8, didn’t I?
Stargate Universe
Monday, May 9 (Syfy)
Series Finale: There’s been at least one Stargate series on television since 1997, but the franchise (which includes SG-1, Atlantis, Miami, Special Victims Unit, et al) ends tonight with the demise of Stargate Universe, the darkest and least warmly received entry of the lot. For some reason, viewers just didn’t connect with a humorless group of narcissists adrift in space with little to no hope of ever seeing Earth or Richard Dean Anderson again. Will the crew of the Destiny make it back home in the finale? Since the last episodes were completed before the cancellation announcement, and the producers were planning on a third season, looks like they’ll get royally Caprica-ed.
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